zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
izzetheking: How do i kill someone without looking rude
uglygirlsclub: come over and we can dance to missy elliot/touch each other.
Thinking about it for a while then realizing that you don’t like yourself and aren’t happy with where you are is always a happy feeling at 6 am
ennui the hedgehog: nepeter: my reaction to every... →
richwhitelesbian: nepeter: my reaction to every single update the tumblr staff does i pick up this post and stare at the two bins in front of me. one is designated “the trash” and the other “the garbage”. it’s important i send all posts to the correct destination, one slip-up and confidence in the…
richwhitelesbian: back when posts and posting used to meansomething, me and my motorcycle crew would rule these streets. nowadays it seems anybody can just pick up a turd and start squshing it around in their hands until people clap